the mlb ratins (as of august 3, early afternoon)

yesterday i looked online to see where kansas city is in the standings in the mlb. then i calculated everyone else in the majors. heres the list.

1.Chicago White Sox
2.St. Louis Cardinals
3.Atlanta Braves
4.Anaheim Angels
5.Boston Red Sox (YEEHA!)
6.Oakland A's
7.Houston Astros
8.New York Yankees (hahaha)
9.Washington Nationals
10.Cleveland Indians
11.Florida Marlins
12.Toronto Blue Jays; Philadelphia Phillies
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14.Minnesota Twins; Chicago Cubs; New York Mets
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17.Texas Rangers
18.San Diego Padres
19.Milwaukee Brewers
20.Arizona Diamondbacks; Baltimore Orioles
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22.Detroit Tigers
23.Los Angeles Dodgers
24.Cincinatti Reds
25.Seattle Mariners
26.San Francisco Giants
27.Pittsburgh Pirates
28.Tampa Bay Devil Rays
29.Colorado Rockies
30.Kansas City Royals

That's right. Kansas City is in dead last place. that would explain why we swept them, and why they have been swept twice in a row. the first time was by the Devil Rays! The Devil Rays! they're at 28th, and Kansas City, being only 2 places behind them, cant win a single game??? how pathetic! we also swept the twins right before the royals, so were in good shape right now. were about to go face the twins on the road. maybe well sweep a third time, who knows?

all right, im done.

--Danny